WCFL SMALL HIT MUSIC NEAR PAULINA ST. 

APRIL FOOL EDITION 

the survey Mid-America and eastern Quebec has been waiting for... 

Week ending April 1, 1973

*1. Let's Stay Together - Spiro Agnew - Vice 
  2. Everything I Own - Howard Hughes - $$$ 
  3. Book Of Love - Kenny Rogers & The First Edition - Galley 
  4. Watcha See Is What You Get - U.S. Weather Bur. - Possibility 
  5. The Great Pretender - Clifford Irving - Imposter 
  6. We Belong Together - Steve & Edie Bono - Lunes 
  7. Only You Know & I Know - R. Kissinger & Xuan Thuy - Stalemate 
  8. Won't Get Fooled Again - John Q. Public - Election 
  9. What Are You Doing Sunday - Billy Graham - Pious 
10. Have You Scene Her - Otto Preminger - Take One 
11. Absolutely Right - William F. Buckley - Firing Line 
12. An Old Fashioned Love Song - Rudy Vallee - Buygone 
13. How Can I Mend A Broken Heart - Staple Singers - Aorta 
14. It's One Of Those Nights - Count Dracula - Type O 
15. Brand New Key - Ben Franklin - Com Edison 
16. Stay With Me - Richard Nixon - Spiro 
17. Heart Of Gold - Dr. Christian Barnard - Pump 
18. Drowning In The Sea Of Love - Ethel Waters - Waterbed 
19. Nothing To Hide - Twiggy - Inflation 
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coming soon: THE PIQUA, OHIO DEPT. OF SANITATION CHOIR 
                     on DICK BIONDI and FRIEND
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20. Five Hundred Miles - Rand McNally - Pedometer 
21. Hurting Each Other - Marquis De Sade - Ouch 
22. Down By The Lazy River - Mrs. Johnny Rivers - Siesta 
23. Precious And Few - Dollars And Cents - Today 
24. L.A. Goodbye - Mayor Yorty - Sabatical 
25. Two Divided By Love - Montagu And Capulet - Veronatown 
26. Lady Godiva - Fred Astare - X 
27. Love Means Always Having To Say You're Sorry - Don Juan - Byron 
28. Puppy Love - American Kennel Club - Scooper 
29. Canadian Sunset - Pierre Trudeau - Ballot 
30. Mercedes Benz - R. Biondi & J. Kay - Push 'n' Shove

*denotes BIG 10 greasers 

MYOPIA DEPARTMENT: WCFL's "SMALL HIT MUSIC" represents the relative unpopularity 
of the humor of Tom Konard, who is owned and operated by the WCFL Music Department. 

ALL HIT MUSIC WCFL. COLLECTOR'S ISSUE NO. 57

"...and I promise ALL HIT MUSIC in every radio!" Elect Steve York...nightly 1 to 6 AM!